Hello to whoever actually reads this every week. Pretty good trip this week. As usual, it was myself, Melliki, and a debuting star to EWF making this trip alongside none other than the legendary Jar. EWF usually has a little trouble getting a referee for thier shows so I thought I'd go see if Jar wanted to go up there with us and ref for the night. Of course he says no, so I asked him if he just wanted to go with us anyway, which he again said no to. So finally I used my ingenious persuasive skills  and said "Aww come on Jar." How that actually worked I have no idea, but we take him to my house and wait for Melliki to come over so we can head out. Well Melliki does indeed show up...but in a tiny ass truck. Now you all know that I don't take up much room and neither did our friend making the trip with us, but Jar is a pretty big guy, and Melliki isn't huge but he ain't small either so this was going to be a cramped 3 hours. The trip wasn't all that bad at all. Melliki went to the BPW afterparty with Shark Boy and Johnny Fairplay so there were quite a bit of stories. There's one in particular though that I just have to share with everyone. When the three of them got in the club, Johnny Fairplay was bombarded by women everywhere who recognized him from survivor, so obviously he got at least one to go back to his hotel room right? Well here's what makes the story so great. In order to go to Johnny's hotel room with him, you had to say yes to both the following questions and if you said no, he would look at you and tell you straight up to get the fuck out of his face. The questions were..."Do you do anal?" and "Would you have sex with another woman?" The fact that he got one girl to go to his hotel room was amazing but that dude got 5! No joke, 5 women who answered yes to both questions. A story like that only leaves me with one thing to say...Bravo! But anyway on with the story. So we get there and remember that Jar doesn't want to ref. As soon as Melliki talks to Jason, the promoter, the first words out of his mouth are "We brought a ref." So Jar basically got conned into refing for the night. I kinda felt bad but he did a great job. He went under the name Freddy Styles, which I thought was hilarious considering where the name came from (inside thing, you may not get it). I got to wresle Hypnosis again and heard that it was better than our match last week and Melliki faced our friend who came up with us who was debuting. And as if the night couldn't get any better, we got to hear Liberty Kid complaining about how he doesn't get paid hardly anything, despite the fact that he's an indy worker. And to top it all off, on the ride home Jar says one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It may not seem very funny reading it on here, but if you were there and heard it you would have laughed your ass off, just like the rest of us did. 'Shut your bitchin'' I don't know why it was so funny but it was the hardest I had laughed all night. Just for future reference, Jar is definately the guy you want to go on a long road trip with you. Well that's about all I got for ya for now. So until then...shut your bitchin'!!!

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